Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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