I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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