His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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