operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Randomize
