hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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