No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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