Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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