Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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