And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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