He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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