I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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