Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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