i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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