I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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