she was so not down for the gang bang
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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