We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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