That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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