That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
