No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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