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between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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