I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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