with your own penis?
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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