if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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