I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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