Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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