Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I just want nice things and good sex
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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