remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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