THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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