I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
