I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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