Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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