That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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