she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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