you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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