I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
