yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Randomize