I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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