Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
