Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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