so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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