You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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