The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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