dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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