they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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