She's JV to your varsity
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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