On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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