Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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