Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
