Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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