So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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