Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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