How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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