my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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