We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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