I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
How external is "for external use only"?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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