What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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