My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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