this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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