you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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