some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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