Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
