it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize